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Linux is only free if your time is worthless.

The Unix 'file system' Sure it corrupts your data, but look how fast it is !

Software Independent: Won't work with any software.

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

And you know how slow that frame buffer was ? Let's just say it's the first time I saw DSL downloads being braked by the speed of updating the progress bar.

The definition of a hacker ? Someone who, after installing a new program, goes immediately into the [Tools] [Options] menu.

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